I'm sure you have heard of the "10 CODES",.....but what about the "14 CODES" ?

Some CB'ers on Channel 14 ( Baltimore area ), think it might be a great idea to have their " own code ". Well it's an amusing idea and if you want to see one here, lets discuss it.

E-mail me with some idea's at---Click Here

Make a whole list or just one or two suggestions. It could look something like this:

14-1
Some idiot is trying to interfere ! Must be a Shoemaker because they have a tack hammer.

14-2
Shut up Stupid ! I'm not trying to walk on you. It ta-was an Accident.

14-3
X!:#/* X#,%X! XXXRated : What stimulating language was that ? Is that like a laxative ?

14-4
I'm not trying to be Neutral, I just can't seem to get my Pantyhose unhooked from the fence !!

14-5
Export Radio ??---It must be legal : Just received this rig from Custom Inspector.

14-6
What Linear ? What Fan ?----Must be my "Jewish Air Conditioner" !!

14-7
Grab a shovel !!!-- ("What I'm saying Is !")----Means another load of bull hockey is on it's way !

14-8
I gave up the address---" Punk "!

14-9
I'll give you 5 minutes to knock that off before I " Whisper " for help!

14-10
Waiting for calls ??-----Well none of our girls are busy now !

14-11
Make a pick up :--GMC,Chevy,Ford,Dodge, or WHAT ???

14-100
Potential " POTTY " Break

" 14----TECHNICAL----CODES "

14-20
You sound great on FM--I think--Wait till I fine modulation on my Frequency Meter.

14-21
Radio Check! I have no capacity for apprehending sound--get a blank check from your Bank.

14-22
I've heard better modulation from a group of Mummies.

14-23
No, I didn't get a linear, I just put in a "FRESH" battery in my microphone. "SHUT UP STUPID" (from breez)

14-24
It's better to get "Keyed" on-----then "Peed" on

14-25
What's cooking ? " Oh trust me ! "---Of course it's only 4 watts.

14-26
HANDLE ! WHAT HANDLE ? Of course this was not HANDLED correctly by your system.

14-27
Of Course - - -"I Upped my signal !"- - - " UP YOURS ! "- - - "Stupid !"